Not even that much?

Overheard at the pool tonight:

Boy 1 (age-9): Hey! I bet you can't hit me with that thing (the pole/net to clean the pool).

Boy 2 (age-7ish): Oh yes I can.

Boy 1: I bet you you can't.

Boy 2: *taking no action*

Boy 1: Come on you terd. I bet you can't hit me with it.

Boy 2: You bet me how much?

Boy 1: Five grand.

Boy 2: Five grand??!!?? No way. I don't have that much.

Boy 1: Haha. I know, me either. I still bet you can't hit me with it.

Boy 2: I don't even got 52 cents to my name.